sheepishwolfy:

squidbutt:

Things that are lube:

• lube

Things that are not lube:

• blood
• saliva
• butter
• shampoo/soap
• laundry detergent
• deodorant/antiperspirant spray
• ink
• urine
• seawater
• tequila/whiskey/alcoholic beverages
• sunblock
• coffee
• glue
• dish soap
• lighter fluid
• potato salad
• mustard/barbeque sauce/mayonnaise/other condiments
• sand/soil
• honey/maple syrup
• chocolate
• peanut butter
• hot wax
• fruit/vegetable juice
• fruit pulp
• vegetable stew
• scrambled eggs
• cereal
• cat litter
• floor polish
• Pledge

Extra note: Butts are not self lubricating, contrary to popular yaoi belief.

the only thing this list is missing is ‘medigel’

I really hope that list of things that are not lube were not used in any sort of fanfiction

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    And then suddenly I want to try everything on that list…

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    WTF? HAVE PEOPLE ACTUALLY TRIED THESE?

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    potato salad

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    LIGHTER FLUID??? CAT LITTER???!! WTF WHO THE HELL WOULD—HOT WAX? PLEDGE? WHAT THE SHIT

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