person: she--
me: it's he.
person: *condescending smile* well, on your birth certificate--
me: yeah, it also says ' 8lbs, 6 oz ' -- a lot has changed over the years
iguanamouth:

a-ron-hubbard:

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING

iguanamouth:

a-ron-hubbard:

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING

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coelasquid:

OH MY GOD MANGA CAMERA IS THE BEST APP FOR TAKING PHOTOS OF BIRDS.

kingofbeartraps:

redunderwear:

THIS VIDEO CHANGED MY LIFE

EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS

1,412,733 plays

toni-tan:

yungcarol:

mulp-plum:

what the fuck is going on im so high

oH MY FUCKIJG GISVI I I THUNK I FOUND THIS ON SOUNSCCLOUD ONCE AND I COULDN’T FIND IT AGAIN AND HINESTLY I WAS BEGINING TO WINDER IF ID JUST FUCKING IMAGINED IT BUT HERE I AM AT SEAWORLD

shrewdshrew:

if someone gave this to me i would die

mothpeep:

why

mothpeep:

why

A lady today complimented my skin and asked if go out in the sun much. After saying I basically just spent a week in the sun I get told I use a really good sun screen.

I guess I didn’t actually get as tan as I thought and I’m still considered pale?